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Genealogy: Living in the Past Lane
This Body Is a Temple; Chocolate Worshipped Daily
The Problem With Opportunity Is That It Only Knocks,
I Got to Vietnam Before McDonald's Did
My Dog Can Lick Anyone
Mom and Dad Worked hard So I Could Have a College Education;
Soooo, When's the Wizard Getting Back to You About That Brain?
Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps
I haven't Lost My Mind; It's Backed Up on a Disk Somewhere
Hey, You! Out of the Gene Pool
If You Can Read This, Pull Me Back in the Boat
Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair
Veni, Vidi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did a Little Shopping
I'd Quit This Job But I Need the Sleep
The Secret: Find an Age You Like and Stick to It!
I Have the Body of a God; Unfortunately, It's Buddha
Cinderella Was Thrown Off the Basketball Team
I Used Up All My Sick Days, So I'm Calling in Dead
Smile: It Makes People Wonder What You're Up To
Alcohol and Calculus Don't Mix; Never Drink and Derive
A Good Lawyer Knows the Law; a Great Lawyer Knows the Judge
Should I Talk to the Man in Charge or the Woman
I Got This Shirt When I Turned 40; I HATE This Shirt
Ex-Wife for Sale; Just Take Over Payments
He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
Being Placed on a Pedestal Is a Right, Not a Privilege
The Older the Fiddle, the Sweeter the Tune
Beware--Out of Estrogen and I've Got a Gun
This Is the Only Shirt I Didn't Lose in Las Vegas
I'd Rather Be in the Boat With a Drink on the Rocks
Women Who Seek to Be Equal to Men Lack Ambition
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up
Dyslexics Have More nuF
I'm Too Sexy for My Hair; That's Why It Isn't There
Of Course I Don't Look Busy; I Did It Right the First Time
Remember, You Either Find Time to Exercise or
Unproductive People Revolve Around the Earth
Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups
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