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Things to Ponder...

* Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

* How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always
ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

* Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

* What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

* If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of

* Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing
liquid contains real lemons?

* How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

* Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

* Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

* Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

* Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a

* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

* Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

* Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

* What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

* If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, why are there locks
on the doors?

* Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

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