- - -ONE!!- - -
And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Because no one else in this house knows
HOW to change a light bulb.
They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.
They would sit in this house in the dark
for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT.
And once they figured it out
they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs
despite the fact that they've been
in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.
But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs,
TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over
to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb
would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER
THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!
BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE
THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE.
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.................I'm sorry... what did you ask me?
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