Pearls of Wisdom...
...and other funny stuff!
by Jim Rohn
The best advice I ever came across on the subject of
When you work, work. When you play, play. Don't mix the two.
Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with
On the way to work, concentrate on the way - not the work.
Pay attention. Don't just stagger through the day.
Thank you, Nancy !
"Bistromathics is simply a revolutionary new way of
"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath
"I care about our young people, and I wish them great success,
The world's oldest Holiday Inn is located in Clarksdale, Mississippi, USA
The 3 writers for the TV show Dallas were from Brooklyn NY and had
The first use of a sitcom laugh track was introduced in 1950
In 1980, the State of Wyoming, USA passed a law making it illegal to
If an Octopus is hungry enough, it will eat its own arms.
King Henry VIII was the first king to be addressed "Your Majesty".
During the U.S. Civil War, the state of North Carolina allowed
In 1933, State College High School in Pennsylvania was the first
In ancient Greece, a woman's age was calculated from her wedding day.
The "Grand Turk" is the name of the ship portrayed on the
The term "Mafia" is actually an acronym for
The longest reported interval between the birth of twins is 92 days.
The "average" American will eat at McDonald's 1,811 times
within a lifetime.
According to NASA, relative to the speed of a fired bullet,
In 1928 Morris Frank had the first guide dog for the blind.
In 1999, to eliminate a source of noise pollution,
A man from Madrid set a world's record for cracking 30 walnuts
In 1796 Amelia Simmons' "American Cookery" was the first cookbook
S.B. "Sam" Vick of Oakland,MI. played for the New York Yankees and
One of the longest surnames ever recorded is that of Major
If all my friends jumped off a bridge,
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
How do crazy people go through the forest?
How do you get holy water?
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
What do you call Santa's helpers?
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
What do you get from a pampered cow?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorcee the same?
The moment you commit and quit holding back,
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges,
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world.
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing
Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
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