I've been patient through your fashions,
civilizations, wars and schemes,
and the countless ways you take Me for granted
until you get yourselves into big trouble
again and again.

I want to let you know about some of the things
that are starting to tick me off.

First of all, your religious rivalries
are driving Me up a wall.
Enough already! Let's get one thing straight.
These are YOUR religions, not Mine.

I'm the whole enchilada; I'm beyond them all.
Every one of your religions claims
there is only one of Me
(which by the way, is absolutely true).

But in the very next breath,
each religion claims it's My favorite one.
And each claims its bible was written personally by Me,
and that all the other bible's are man-made.
Oh, Me. How do I even begin to put a stop
to such complicated nonsense?

Okay, listen up now.
I'm your Father AND Mother,
and I don't play favorites among My children.
Also, I hate to break it to you,
but I don't write.
My longhand is awful,
and I've always been more of a "doer" anyway.
So ALL of your books,
including those bible's,
were written by men and women.
They were inspired, remarkable people,
but they also made mistakes here and there.
I made sure of that, so that you would never
trust a written word more than your own living heart.

You see, one human being to me --
even a bum on the street --
is worth more than all the Holy Books in the world.
That's just the kind of guy I am.
My Spirit is not a historical thing,
it's alive right here, right now,
as fresh as your next breath.

Holy books and religious rites
are sacred and powerful,
but not more so than the least of you.
They were only meant to steer you
in the right direction,
not to keep you arguing with each other,
and certainly not to keep you from trusting
your own personal connection with Me.

Which brings Me to My next point
about your nonsense.
You act like I need you and
your religions to stick up for Me
or "win souls" for My sake.
Please, don't do Me any favors.
I can stand quite well on my own, thank you.
I don't need you to defend Me,
and I don't need constant credit.
I just want you to be good to each other.

And another thing:
I don't get all worked up over money or politics,
so stop dragging My name into your dramas.
For example, I swear to Me
that I never threatened Oral Roberts.
I never rode in any of Rajneesh's Rolls Royces.
I never told Pat Robertson to run for president,
and I've never EVER had a conversation with Jim Baker,
Jerry Falwell, or Jimmy Swaggart!
Of course, come Judgement Day, I certainly intend to...

The thing is,
I want you to stop thinking of religion
as some sort of loyalty pledge to Me.
The true purpose of your religions
is so that YOU can become more aware of ME,
not the other way around.
Believe Me, I know you already.
I know what's in each of your hearts,
and I love you with no strings attached.
Lighten up and enjoy Me.
That's what religion is best for.

What you seem to forget is how mysterious I am.
You look at the petty differences
in your Scriptures and say,
"Well, if THIS is the truth, then THAT can't be!"
But instead of trying to figure out My Paradoxes
and Unfathomable Nature--
which by the way, you NEVER will--
why not open your hearts to the simple
common threads in all religions.

You know what I'm talking about:
Love and respect everyone.
Be kind, even when life is scary or confusing,
take courage and be of good cheer,
for I am always with you.
Learn how to be quiet,
so you can hear My still, small voice
(I don't like to shout).
Leave the world a better place
by living your life with dignity
and gracefulness,
for you are My Own Child.
Hold back nothing from life,
for the parts of you that can die surely will,
and the parts that can't, won't.
So don't worry, be happy
(I stole that last line from Bobby McFerrin,
but who do you think
gave it to him in the first place?)

Simple stuff.
Why do you keep making it so complicated?
It's like you're always looking for an excuse
to be upset. And I'm very tired of being
your main excuse.
Do you think I care whether you call me Yahweh,
Jehovah, Allah, Wakantonka, Brahma, Father,
Mother or even the Void of Nirvana?
Do you think I care which of My special children
you feel closest to--Jesus, Mary, Buddha, Krishna,
Mohammed or any of the others?
You can call Me and My Special Ones
any name you choose,
if only you would go about My business
of loving one another as I love you.
How can you keep neglecting something so simple?

I'm not telling you to abandon your religions.
Enjoy your religions,
honor them, learn from them,
just as you should enjoy, honor, and learn
from your parents.
But do you walk around telling everyone
that your parents are better than theirs?
Your religion, like your parents,
may always have the most special place in your heart;
I don't mind that at all.
And I don't want you to combine
all the Great Traditions in One Big Mess.
Each religion is unique for a reason.
Each has a unique style
so that people can find the best path for themselves.

But My Special Children--
the ones that your religions revolve around--
all live in the same place
(My heart)
and they get along perfectly, I assure you.
The clergy must stop creating a myth
of sibling rivalry where there is none.

My blessed children of Earth,
the world has grown too small
for your pervasive religious bigotries and confusion.
The whole planet is connected by air travel,
satellite dishes, telephones, fax machines,
rock concerts, diseases, and mutual needs and concerns.
Get with the program!
If you really want to help
then commit yourselves
to figuring out how to feed your hungry,
clothe your naked, protect your abused,
and shelter your poor.

And just as importantly,
make your own everyday life
a shining example of kindness and good humor.
I've given you all the resources you need,
if only you abandon your fear of each other
and begin living, loving, and laughing together.

Finally, My Children everywhere,
when you think of the life of Jesus
and the fearlessness
with which He chose to live and die.
As I love Him, so do I love each one of you.
I'm not really ticked off,
I just wanted to grab your attention
because I hate to see you suffer.

But I gave you free will.
I just want you to be happy.